Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
