i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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