What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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