I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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