i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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