so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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