so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Randomize
