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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste

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• (210): View more from Texas

  she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?

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• (914): View more from New York

  My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?

  (540): View more from Virginia

  Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man

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