But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.