Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
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Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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