There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I supernannyed him into submission
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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