: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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