dude i'm inner monologue high
thus making me awesome and them whores
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
