You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
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our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
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We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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