I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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