Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
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What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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