Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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