When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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