I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Randomize
