so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just invented taco cereal.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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