her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
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