theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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