I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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