You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
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Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
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So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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