and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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