I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I think I sprained my soul last night
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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