idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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