And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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