my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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