Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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