i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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