its not stalking. its research.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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