Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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