Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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