so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
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my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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