But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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