let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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