I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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