i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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