he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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