So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
It was confusing and full of hummus
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
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