Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
she peed on how many people?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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