No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
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Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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