Having a random hookup so left but love u
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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