Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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