Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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