the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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