I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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