At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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