Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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