I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Terrible idea I love it
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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