the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
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WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
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I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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