He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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