Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
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if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
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I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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